Heard on a Saturday afternoon:

I thought I was going to live forever. But , forever is now, and my feet hurt.

Busted.

You have been reported for having a doodie in your backyard. We will be back in 10 days to ascertain that the doodie has been removed. If the doodie has not been removed, legal action will be taken.

Suburbia, Part I

Mom won't buy me that $450 guitar, Dad made me take out the trash when he is perfectly capable of doing it himself. My whole summer is ruined. I am never going to play music again. That's it.

Moronic statements, Part 1

It is what it is.

Enough with the car already!

If they don't fix the brakes right this time, SUE THEM!!!!

Its been a while!

I am going to try to make this more current even if brief. I have had an rtists' block all this time, brought on, in part, due to job, financial, professional, family and other problems. Now I think I might be ready to resume my art projects. First order of business: clean out my art studio. I will keep you posted on my progress.